…but Poetikat tagged me, so I will try to rise to the challenge.

You can visit her meme here: Poetikat’s Invisible Keepsakes: 10 Things you’ll never hear me say.

My version of “10 THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR ME SAY”

“You’re the worst conductor I’ve ever worked with!”

“I need a cigarette”.

“I’m going to blow your friggin’ head off!”.

“I love my 3000 square foot house!”

“I’m upgrading to a bigger yacht”.

“I’m jonesing for a fix”.

“Let me slip into my walking shorts”.

“I’m just going to throw it out the car window…”

“You’re a terrible musician!”

“I love my pet monkey!”

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I can’t believe I actually did this. But there ya go.